There’s a ludicrous amount of customization when it comes to gender, facial and body features, eye color and hair color, and all kinds of things to wear. You’ve all done this a million times in games like Skyrim. Choose Your Hat Color but Not Dick SizeģDXChat’s video really hypes up that endless customization, and they drop you into it first thing once you’ve downloaded the client. One of the big advantages 3DXChat has over Xbox Live is that you won’t get kicked off for saying pervy shit and showing people your dick. The average paysite runs about ten bucks more per month, and you don’t even want to know what I spent on that black market dick-sucking unit. That said, there are worse ways to spend your masturbatory budget. I’d be happy with a cheap trial, something like a buck for a day.
Just about every non-sexual online game offers a free trial, and even porno paysites let you look around a little.
There’s no free trial option, which is a huge fucking bummer. The standard membership is about $20 USD a month, but it drops by half if you buy 6 months at a time.
I expected a download link under the Play Now button, but nah, it actually goes to a sign-up page that includes big prices listed smack-dab in the center of the page. With that bad boy strapped on, I clicked Play Now! How Much Is Cybersex Worth to You? I stopped playing with Legos a long time ago, but I did just purchase a more grown-up toy with silicone orifices, a diesel engine, and 14 intensity levels of suction. I’ll be honest: I don’t give the slightest flying fuck about building a fake house for some computer dolls. It’s weird as hell that they’re hyping custom virtual bed frames as a bigger sell than cyber-fucking real people, but I’ve always been more of a pervert than a nerd or a soccer mom. The rest of the multimedia presentation talks about LIVE DJ PARTIES, LUXURY YACHTS, HOME CUSTOMIZATION and the ability to CREATE HIGHLY DETAILED CHARACTERS.
A shemale with huge tits and a giant dick rides a dude, a couple naked and shapely dykes fool around in a bed, and a dude hammers another dude up his gaping virtual asshole.Īnd with that, the video fully blows its load only a third of the way into it. Next a CG dude is fucking a CG broad from behind, and then we flash to an all-out beach orgy.ģDXChat wants you to know they’ve got STRAIGHT, GAY AND LESBIAN action. HUNDREDS OF SEX ANIMATIONS are represented by a close-up of a woman’s cum-covered face as she slurps maniacally at a huge boner. The cheeseball techno music continues unabated.Īnd then they hit you with the good stuff. Again, the text is like a retard grunting instructions at you, but at least it’s hinting at some adult activity. I’m pretty sure you can see that amount of leg in World of Warcraft. That’s cool and everything, but open worlds are standard in any online 3D multiplayer game. A moment later she’s in a bikini, walking on a beach. A shapely slut in a skimpy dress is walking into a virtual nightclub to illustrate the experience. Next, the video says we can FREELY WALK AROUND THE 3D WORLD. SEX AND CHAT WITH REAL PEOPLE, the scroll screams at me in all caps. There’s enough realism that the bitches can look fuckable, and they’re apparently real people. They’re not next-gen console fantastic, but they’re a hell of a lot better than most of the amateur sex games out there. All the elements on the page are built around what is clearly the centerpiece, the thing they really want you to see: the big video of Actual In-Game Footage. There are some CG broads who look like sexy versions of The Sims and a few buttons pointing to other parts of the site. They registered the domain in 2011, but the site logo looks a little older. They’re all the best in the world if you ask them. If they slapped some laurel leaves around the brag it might make it a little more believable, but it just seems like the standard claim on any porn site. It doesn’t say what year, though, or who bestowed that honor upon them. The landing page at claims it’s the Most Innovative 3D Sex Game of the Year. Let’s see if newer is better in this case. These guys are trying to do what Second Life always wanted to but never really achieved. Instead of leveling up your warrior with a new sword, you’ll customize your avatar with a giant dick. This is basically an MMORPG where the orc-slashing has been replaced by slut-smashing. Games like 3DXChat are bringing virtual humping to the masses.ģ offers the virtual world type of sex game experience. These days, even the normals are starting to realize the two go together like peanut butter and jelly, like carrots and peas, like anal sex and alcohol. The link between porn and video games is well known to every pervert, stoner, and basement-dwelling neckbeard the world over.